July 31: Joanna Bressler

July 31, 2012

They hit my hips with a hammer. Oh, the pain, the cracking, the bits of bone flying. Then they told me I’d failed the Bone Density Test.


Joanna Bressler has published, will perish, and hopes to do better in her next lifetime, preferably lived on another planet.


4 Responses to “July 31: Joanna Bressler”

  1. Susan Valla Says:

    I love your description! Did they really hit your hip with a hammer?!!

  2. Deanne Says:

    This is great, sounds like a few other tests I’ve taken.

  3. carol stern Says:

    Not only is this concise, as befits the form, but has great humor which also hits us with a hammer.

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