July 31: Joanna Bressler

July 31, 2012


They hit my hips with a hammer. Oh, the pain, the cracking, the bits of bone flying. Then they told me I’d failed the Bone Density Test.

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Joanna Bressler has published, will perish, and hopes to do better in her next lifetime, preferably lived on another planet.

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4 Responses to “July 31: Joanna Bressler”

  1. Susan Valla Says:

    I love your description! Did they really hit your hip with a hammer?!!

  2. Deanne Says:

    This is great, sounds like a few other tests I’ve taken.

  3. carol stern Says:

    Not only is this concise, as befits the form, but has great humor which also hits us with a hammer.


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